
Blues indeed. Did you know this is my 100th comic?
It’s time we say goodbye to Wendy and Solomon. It’s time we say goodbye to a lot of elements of the Weirdest City, as we approach the end of the story. There’s only about 5 strips left to go, so the pace is gonna pick up a little from here on out.
I dunno if those guys up there saw that one coming, but they probably should have. Let’s try to remember those two as a happy couple, rather than as pieces on the floor.

Between the seat cushions, in case you’re wondering where she was keeping that thing.
Sometimes as a couple you run into one of those decisions that one party is just unwilling to compromise on. These are the kinds of decisions that both start fights and end relationships, not necessarily because of the decisions itself, but rather because of the inflexibility of one or both of the couple. Relationships just can’t work if you aren’t willing to meet you’re significant other half way, even if it’s over something absurd.
Speaking of absurd, I guess Wendy is really is kind of crazy after all? You never can tell about people (that you murder and then reanimate).

A wild Ditto appeared!
I guess it’s Pokemon Week here in the Weirdest City. There’s a lot of Pokemon. Too many even. But of all of them, Ditto is probably still the most unique. It can become any other pokemon, and apparently as such can mate with any other pokemon. That alone is disturbing enough, but if you grew up while the first season of Pokemon was on TV like me and remember the cartoon, then you remember that it can become an exact copy of anything except for the face, which is always this blank, creepy grin.
Can you imagine? Watching something turn into me from an amorphous blob already sounds like an unmitigated horror-fest, but for it to get me only like 97% right? Nightmare fuel.
That last 3% is critical. If you want to terrify someone, this method is super effective.

New love is a wonderful thing. There’s a time frame at the beginning of a relationship where everything you’re significant other does is like magic. As time goes on though, you get to go through the embarrassing moments together too. These are the things that can really make or break a couple. Like, say, sometimes you eat stuff that you know upsets your stomach because the taste is worth it. Well, so will the person you choose to be yours. Because really, we’re all the same in certain ways.
If you can accept that about people, that’s when you can really get along together.

I guess Wendy is a Queen fan. She plays the guitar. Did you know that? I didn’t know that. Don’t worry though, this is not the end of their relationship! Sometimes significant others just do dumb things that make you wonder if they’re joking or not. In this case, not.
Also, the real Solomon would never make this mistake. I don’t think he ever listens to Vanilla Ice. No offense to you Vanilla Ice fans out there.