ScribbleDemon

A wild Ditto appeared!

I guess it’s Pokemon Week here in the Weirdest City. There’s a lot of Pokemon. Too many even. But of all of them, Ditto is probably still the most unique. It can become any other pokemon, and apparently as such can mate with any other pokemon. That alone is disturbing enough, but if you grew up while the first season of Pokemon was on TV like me and remember the cartoon, then you remember that it can become an exact copy of anything except for the face, which is always this blank, creepy grin.

Can you imagine? Watching something turn into me from an amorphous blob already sounds like an unmitigated horror-fest, but for it to get me only like 97% right? Nightmare fuel.

That last 3% is critical. If you want to terrify someone, this method is super effective.