
Timing is everything.
These guys have the worst timing ever. How does BroWolf even find the trouble he “helps” with? How did he know the police were called?
And who’d have thought Cesar would call the cops? He was against Jonathan’s crazy experiments from the start, but to be straight up willing to send a friend to prison? Is it a betrayal, or does Jonatron deserve it? He is kind of a madman, and he does have sort of a body count going at this point.
In any case, if he doesn’t have to answer to his friends, I think BroWolf might have a few choice things to say to him. Stay tuned.

Blues indeed. Did you know this is my 100th comic?
It’s time we say goodbye to Wendy and Solomon. It’s time we say goodbye to a lot of elements of the Weirdest City, as we approach the end of the story. There’s only about 5 strips left to go, so the pace is gonna pick up a little from here on out.
I dunno if those guys up there saw that one coming, but they probably should have. Let’s try to remember those two as a happy couple, rather than as pieces on the floor.

A wild Ditto appeared!
I guess it’s Pokemon Week here in the Weirdest City. There’s a lot of Pokemon. Too many even. But of all of them, Ditto is probably still the most unique. It can become any other pokemon, and apparently as such can mate with any other pokemon. That alone is disturbing enough, but if you grew up while the first season of Pokemon was on TV like me and remember the cartoon, then you remember that it can become an exact copy of anything except for the face, which is always this blank, creepy grin.
Can you imagine? Watching something turn into me from an amorphous blob already sounds like an unmitigated horror-fest, but for it to get me only like 97% right? Nightmare fuel.
That last 3% is critical. If you want to terrify someone, this method is super effective.

I guess Wendy is a Queen fan. She plays the guitar. Did you know that? I didn’t know that. Don’t worry though, this is not the end of their relationship! Sometimes significant others just do dumb things that make you wonder if they’re joking or not. In this case, not.
Also, the real Solomon would never make this mistake. I don’t think he ever listens to Vanilla Ice. No offense to you Vanilla Ice fans out there.

Aaaand now we know her name! Wendy. Looks like she’s moving in with these guys, who, it appears, are really bad at helping her stay alive.
How will she play into this story? Will things be awkward now that there is a girl in this house of dudes? I guess we’ll see.
In other news, it looks like I’m back on staff, so updates will be Mondays and Wednesdays once again! See you Wednesday, dear readers.