This is a 100% true story, Internet. You’re probably thinking “One of these guys probably just got lucky and didn’t say anything.” I wish that were the case, it would actually be pretty cool. Unfortunately, It happened on a night when no one was home and everyone was accounted for. Also, we know for a fact that they had not been there earlier in the day since people had been in and out of there. So where did they come from? It’s a mystery. A very troublesome one. Jonathan in particular is bothered by it. Best we can figure, some drunken partier thought they were in their own place, realized they were not, and booked it without her underwear.

Also, Enjoy this bonus color strip just because I liked it so much.