Stairs are apparently bad for a dachshund’s spine.

I believe I have mentioned Maximus Fightmaster before. In his quest to master fighting, he occasionally climbs stair steps (he is afraid of heights), gets to the top, and then has this expression on his face like “Clearly I did not think this through enough.”

Wiener Dogs tend to be hilarious even when they don’t want to be. The plights they get themselves into are so ridiculous that sometimes you just wish they came with all the solutions to their troubles. It would be cool, for example, if Max could just keep stretching his way to wherever he needed to me.

Then again, everyone would trip over him all the time.