Archive for March, 2011
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What is Bigfoot’s problem? That guy is kind of a jerk. He paid for the ice cream, so clearly he didn’t want to steal the ice cream. He just wanted to steal it from Emery.
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This is pretty much a true story. My family has a kitten that, true to a kitten’s nature, will pounce anything that is stringy or even moves the wrong way. I have long hair, so I am a constant target for sneak attacks. Sometimes it causes conversation to degenerate into cries of anguish and swearing. She sure is cute though.
Not to mention hair in the drain.
It’s tough living out in the woods. No soap, amoeba-ridden ponds. Even Bigfoot probably wants a real shower now and again. If you had to resort to breaking and entering just to steal a shower, you’d probably want to put your foot through the first person that sassed you as well.